Are You White and Nerdy!?

First in my class here at MIT

Got skills, I'm a champion at D%26amp;D

M.C. Escher, that's my favorite M.C.

Keep you're 40, I'll just have an Earl Grey tea

My rims never spin, to the contrary

You'll find that they're quite stationary

All of my action figures are cherry

Stephen Hawking's in my library

My MySpace page is all totally pimped out

Got people beggin' for my top eight spaces

Yo, I know pi to a thousand places

Ain't got no grills but I still wear braces

I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise

I'm a wiz at Minesweeper, I could play for days

Once you've see my sweet moves, you're gonna stay amazed

My fingers movin' so fast I'll set the place ablaze

There's no killer app I haven't run (run)

At Pascal, well I'm number one (one)

Do vector calculus just for fun

I ain't got a gat, but I got a soldering gun (what?)

Happy Days is my favorite theme song

I could sure kick your butt in a game of ping pong

I'll ace any trivia quiz you bring on

I'm fluent in JavaScript as well as Klingon

Are You White and Nerdy!?

no, but i like the new song you got here that weird al made

caught ya

Are You White and Nerdy!?

u may speak klingon, but i have a scorpius implant in my brain (a la farscape)

plus i can beat you in trivia!

Are You White and Nerdy!?

I am white but not nerdy like ya lil poem?

Are You White and Nerdy!?

dentist can fix that

Are You White and Nerdy!?

f*ck nah

Are You White and Nerdy!?

that was cute what you wrote...i enjoyed reading it.

I'm not nerdy at all. I'm way to cool to be a nerd but, I'm not stupid either. i've met quite a few "nerdy" people who are actually pretty cool to hang out with.

Are You White and Nerdy!?

HTML in da hizouse, bitches!

Sorry, couldn't resist, LOL!

Are You White and Nerdy!?

Well aren't you a wonder kid. Wow. I bet your parents are proud of you. I bet the sorority girls are beating down your door too.

Are You White and Nerdy!?

He?? No! But Ain't mad at ya!

Are You White and Nerdy!?

Yeah sounds like you can speak Ebonics too.

oh and don't stereotype yourself mate, you can do much better than that.

Are You White and Nerdy!?

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Are You White and Nerdy!?

Wow, really nerdy.

Are You White and Nerdy!?

yes i am